Aim high. Don’t rule the world. Own the universe.
We’ve been showing The Presurfer a lot of love in our posts today (it’s a killer blog), but perhaps the most fun thing we’ve excavated from its archive is the Authority for Universe Ownership site, where you can rule the universe — a parallel universe whose existence you define!
Fill out the site’s simple form, click “submit,” and (big) BANG!, your alternate universe now exists, and you’ll have a free, printable deed of ownership to show for it. You’re both god and landlord! **
Give the page a spin, roll and pwn your own ‘verse, and be sure to poke around the site to learn about its hilarious $10,000 “Lifetime Membership” Universe package, the science its creators cite to explains universe ownership, and more.
** Reality-bending portal to your newniverse not included.
Mined by: J.C. Hutchins

Comment by Chris Horne on 8 August 2008:
this headline is jammin.
Comment by SVallie on 3 September 2008:
I wonder who owns the deed to our universe??